This Website Has Been Rated PG!

The pages contained within this website will problably in various places contain profanity, or things that may cause offence to certain people. This is because I think censorship is dumb.

I urge parents to disallow your kids from looking at this site, if you don't want them to. (I also suggest not be to so naïve by thinking they haven't heard or seen much worse... e.g. Blagging a newsagent into believing they are buying a porno mag 'for their dad' at only 12 years of age ;) )

I urge any kids, youngsters, and anyone else that what's to take heed, to bare in mind that swearing(bad language, cursing, cussing, profanity, whatever you want to call it) is only ok in front of people it doesn't upset! I (almost) never swear in front of my parents or most of my older relatives. Another thing to note is that any ideas expressed on these pages are usually to be taken with a pinch of salt... hmmm, actually make that a handful... ok, the whole tub.

The most important thing to acknowledge here is...
"If it offends you, FUCK OFF ELSEWHERE!"