Coding Comedy

Added:22.02.06 - Updated:22.02.06

Just a little converstation I had recently which was both amusing and also serves to remind you just how unforgiving C++ compilers can be!

<MMXG> I'd love to dev a game with you that no matter how we program it I can OWN you at. lol
<PokeParadox> lmao
<PokeParadox> that would be easy :
if(PlayName == "Poke")
{
MMXG_PWN = true;
}
<MMXG> LMAO!
<MMXG> ROTFLMFAOTIPM!!!
Yeah...sweeeeeet.
<PokeParadox> I'd be like... "Fuck... why can't I win?"
<MMXG> Fuck, I can't stop laughing! That's just too perfect.
<MMXG> Just don't change names to MMXG-Bitchslapper...
<MMXG> Then I think the code would break.
<PokeParadox> lmao!
<PokeParadox> yeah...
if(PlayName == "MMXG-Bitchslapper")
{
MMXG_PWN3D_B3Y0ND_BEL13F = true;
}
<MMXG> Biatch.
<PokeParadox> :P
<MMXG> lol
<MMXG>
if(pwn4g3 == true)
{
"MMXG-Bitchslapper" == Energy - 1000000
}
<MMXG> Erm...second == is =
<PokeParadox> Compiler Error
<PokeParadox> lol
<MMXG> Piss off.

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