PokéParadox - He Kicks Ass!
Added:02.10.05 - Updated:23.10.05| Age: Work it out fool - D.O.B. is 10th December 1983 Height: Bleh! It depends on the pixel resolution! Weight: Are you serious!? What do you expect a bunch of pixels to weigh... Sex: Now I KNOW you are taking the piss... I'm MALE fool! Occupation: Rocking your world! Marital Status: EVERY WOMAN (That I like) That is connected to the internet is automatically my g/f. Location: On the computer... Nearly always... If you know Kevin though, you might see me in his sketch book... That crazy fuck-face likes making sketches of me... go figure... |
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What does FAQ mean? See FAQ. What the fuck does pokeparadox mean anyhow? How you insult me... Well seeing as you are an ignoramus; You may have heard of a game and cartoon called Pokémon... Now this actually is an abbreviation for Pocket Monsters. "What does this have to do with your na..." Don't interrupt! It Has EVERYTHING to do with my name... if you take the Poké you should see this as an abbreviation for Pocket, and Paradox is an abbreviation for paradoxinoxinoxinmagorinoinoinoneosis. So you see I am a Paradox that is small enough to fit in your pocket. Ok I dig... But what does that mean? Fuc... *sigh* Ok You don't have a DICTIONARY? Well a Paradox is a sort of contradictory statement or situation, that is actually true and possible... whilst at the same time being impossible... Did you understand that? Of course you didn't because you use AOL. But a Pocket Parado... Again with the interruptions... well I'll do all the common sense for you: "A contradictory statement or situation, that is actually true and possible... whilst at the same time being impossible that fits in your pocket." I don't get it... FFS, Look! a Paradoxical situation is supposed to be difficult to comprehend. I mean sheesh... if it was easy it would appear in "Idiot's Guide to Living - When You Know Enough To Know You're A Dipshit." I will, however, try to run this by you in BASIC terms:
I still don't get it... Nope and looks like you never will! Who is this Kevin you keep mentioning? Well... He could be known as my dad... although I'm not his son... he could also be known as my mother... but he probably wouldn't like that quantity of femininity applied to him! He gave birth to me but doesn't have a womb or vaginal passage... Bleh this is getting yucky! Just go here NOOB. PS He is a real ASSHOLE! Don't believe a word he says... |
Note: To contact me please use this address: pokeparadox (AT) gmail (DOT) com .
450 think PokéParadox is a stupid name.
