List Of Abbreviations

 Added:02.10.05 - Updated:23.10.05

This will contain any abbreviations that may need explaining for your puny minds' convenience. If an abbreviation is considered obvious... Well I'll proabably still explain it 'cos I know shortening words and relengthening them is a difficult concept for anyone that is not as awesome as myself...

AOL

Based on the fact that the majority of NOOBs use this ISP, it should be known as "Arseholes OnLine". However, it is actually an ISP called America Online.

DDR

Oh this actually has two very Nerdy meanings. If you are just a Nerd then this is probably the type of RAM that is in your computer of sexiness. If, however, you are a funky git, like myself, then this is also a dancing game where you step on arrows to music, made by Konami... oh the name of the game: "Dance Dance Revolution"

DOB

Oh this one... it means "Dirty Old Bastard" ... What do you think it means? >_> If you still don't get it well it's "Date Of Birth".

FAQ

It means "Fucking Absurd Questions" ... you don't believe me? How is it that most FAQs have stupid questions that everyone knows the answers to anyway? You see... go swivvel! OK I will give you the common meaning it means : "Frequently Asked Questions".

LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off. This is what I'm doing because you had to look this up!

NOOB

"New Over-confident Obnoxious Bastard" Heh... ok, yeah I made that up... Basically it's just a "Newcomer" But unfortunately it's a newcomer that presents themselves in a dislikeable manner and makes no effort in learning things, or looking up information and then proceeds to ask the most trivial of FAQs that everyone is fed up of answering.

PG

Bah... what stupidation I experience here from you! This OBVIOUSLY means "Parental Guidance"...

WTF

It means "What The Fuck" ... anyone that actually believes in censorship should read that as "huh?" and stop trying protect the eyes of those that swear more than I do in anycase.

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